We're on a huge pirate ship below deck, out at sea. There are no pirates on the ship though, only the 8 of us. Without the pirates and the captain, we are forced to pick another captain.
Of course, the only logical method of choosing a captain is by playing beer pong.
After a few rounds, it is between me and one other person, then we notice that the room is beginning to flood. We run up to the top deck and realize that we are sinking, and that we need to dock the boat or we will sink. We all just over board and grab ropes, and start to haul the boat up an incline to beach it, and prevent it from sinking.
Somehow, our full size pirate ship was actually at a water park in one of those wave pools. We don't know what to do, and still don't have a captain since we didn't finish the beer pong games.
There is only one solution. We have to assassinate Lincoln.
The time frame switches to the 50's at a press conference outdoors, with a stage and podium for the president to speak on. The audience is all sitting on the floor, watching the speaker. As Roosevelt yields the stage to Abe Lincoln, we all mount our horses and try to assassinate Lincoln by bow and arrow. After a few passes around the stage, we jump and hide in the bushes while they hunt for us. Bravo team goes forward to distract those hunting us so we can all get away.
Then my cat proceeds to step on my face and wake me up.
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